Books & Funny Memoirs by Johnny Welsh
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What People Are Saying
Forbes
“Welsh points out that a vacation is the perfect time to disconnect—and that it may change your perspective and your life if you do.”
The Nerdy Girl Express
“Paper Maps, No Apps is a fun read that will keep you laughing as you travel along the road with the tech-free couple.”
Summit Daily News
"Through their journey, you'll: laugh at inside jokes you're not a part of, constantly think "Hmmm. I do that a lot," laugh again at their shenanigans, rethink your life, wish you were on a beach with a cold beer, think about great times you've had with friends ..."
Meet
Johnny Welsh
“Your friendly neighborhood bartender and a splash of humor will get us through…”
He worked as a professional bartender for over thirty years. Sarcastic (with a twist, of course) writing was a perfect fit for the endless observations of this career.
He is the author of the award-winning Paper Maps, No Apps: An Unplugged Travel Adventure. His first book, Weedgalized in Colorado—about the legalization of marijuana in Colorado—won two Readers’ Favorite awards. His third book, Toilet Paper Crisis: Wipe Away Those Fears, became a bestseller during the pandemic.
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Life Behind the Bar
Stories. Snapshots. Bartender Secrets.
Get a glimpse into Johnny’s world behind the bar—and beyond. From funny bartender stories and unforgettable moments serving drinks to heartwarming encounters at book signings, his humor writing and funny memoirs deliver insight, laughs, and real connection.
Real Estate Services
With spare time and connections in the bartender industry, his Real Estate portfolio has experienced massive success. Sometimes, who you know is just as lucrative as what you know. He is always happy to share what is creating this exponential growth. Whether you're buying or selling a home in Colorado, Broker Associate Johnny Welsh brings the local expertise and personal connections to walk with you every step of the way.
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