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Johnny Welsh

Author • Bartender

USA Today & Wall Street Journal
Best-selling Author

Books & Funny Memoirs by Johnny Welsh

Are you curious about the legalization of marijuana and what it might mean for your state? Don’t miss your chance to learn the good, the bad, and the funny from the first state to pass the law.

A young couple creates a fun way to stay connected by disconnecting. This travel adventure quickly turns into a self-deprecating comedy about bad smartphone habits.

You know what they say, don't you?

A happy wipe is a happy life!

Remember that one time...we had empty shelves of toilet paper? That's what inspired this  "think tank" material.

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What People Are Saying

Forbes

“Welsh points out that a vacation is the perfect time to disconnect—and that it may change your perspective and your life if you do.”

The Nerdy Girl Express

“Paper Maps, No Apps is a fun read that will keep you laughing as you travel along the road with the tech-free couple.”

Summit Daily News

"Through their journey, you'll: laugh at inside jokes you're not a part of, constantly think "Hmmm. I do that a lot," laugh again at their shenanigans, rethink your life, wish you were on a beach with a cold beer, think about great times you've had with friends ..."              

Meet
Johnny Welsh

“Your friendly neighborhood bartender and a splash of humor will get us through…”​​

He worked as a professional bartender for over thirty years. Sarcastic (with a twist, of course) writing was a perfect fit for the endless observations of this career.

He is the author of the award-winning Paper Maps, No Apps: An Unplugged Travel Adventure. His first book, Weedgalized in Colorado—about the legalization of marijuana in Colorado—won two Readers’ Favorite awards. His third book, Toilet Paper Crisis: Wipe Away Those Fears, became a bestseller during the pandemic.

Johnny Welsh, author and bartender, smiling at the camera
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Life Behind the Bar

Stories. Snapshots. Bartender Secrets.

Get a glimpse into Johnny’s world behind the bar—and beyond. From funny bartender stories and unforgettable moments serving drinks to heartwarming encounters at book signings, his humor writing and funny memoirs deliver insight, laughs, and real connection.

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Real Estate Services

With spare time and connections in the bartender industry, his Real Estate portfolio has experienced massive success. Sometimes, who you know is just as lucrative as what you know. He is always happy to share what is creating this exponential growth. Whether you're buying or selling a home in Colorado, Broker Associate Johnny Welsh brings the local expertise and personal connections to walk with you every step of the way.
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Johnny Welsh – your local Colorado real estate expert

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